what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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