- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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