Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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