- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

who do we all like george goodburn

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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