- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You know what's natural? Bears.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A russian gives away vodka.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Take part of what?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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