A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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