- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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