- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Anti-jokes are funny.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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