- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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