- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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