Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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