- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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