- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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