Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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