- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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