- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

WNBA

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??