How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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