- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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