Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

the WNBA.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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