What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Wait! hundred billions!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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