- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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