- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

read this sentence again.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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