Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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1+2 = 6

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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