what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Women's rights.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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