- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

I wrote a funny joke.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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