Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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HOLY COW!

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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