- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

A black man has a job.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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