A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Men's rights

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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