- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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