- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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