Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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