What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Whats worse than a joke? This

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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