Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

who is gay wit mon james cornish

A paralysed man falls over.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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