- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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