- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

i had sex.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A paralysed man falls over.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

who is gay wit mon james cornish

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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