Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

The Colts this year.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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