- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Andoni was here

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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