why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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