"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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