- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

your so fat. your fat!

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Baby Seal walks into a club.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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