I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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fava beans

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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