- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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