- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

women's rights.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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