- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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