Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Roses are red, yup.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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