So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

knock knock come in !

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

j.p. is dumb

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

okay so theres this guy.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

your face

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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