Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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