a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Please ignore this statement.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Beka has AIDS

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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