Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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