- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Penis-biter

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Women's rights

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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