Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Praise Paisley

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A russian gives away vodka.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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