- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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