Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you call two dog? dogs

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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