- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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