A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

A russian gives away vodka.

A baby seal walks into a club.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

You know what's natural? Bears.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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