- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What do you call two dog? dogs

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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