- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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