What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Emily Walker.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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