- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Beka has AIDS

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

autistic kids rock

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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