- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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