So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's long and black The unemployment line

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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