- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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