- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

whats yellow? lots of things.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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