1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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I need to start studying.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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