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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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