- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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