Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

womens rights.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Yellow People !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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