My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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