knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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