What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Gus's mom

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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