Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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autsim

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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