- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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