Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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swag

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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