Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

The holocaust

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

why dont they make black forks

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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