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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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