Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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