knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Make me famous

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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