- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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