- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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