Why did the fish fly It didn't

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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