i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

girls basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

And you honored it I see :P

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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