- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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