What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

penis. nuff said.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Beka has AIDS

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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