Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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