- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

quantum physics?

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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