H o m o comes out as homo

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Anti Joke

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