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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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