In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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