- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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