What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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