- Anti Joke

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

whats brown and booky a book.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS