- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

so today i took a poop. hehe

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

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