Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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