Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Anti Joke

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