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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I like school Said no one ever.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Knock knock It's open, come in

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