- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A russian gives away vodka.

A man goes to the potty.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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