An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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it

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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