- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Women.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Fat? Jesse Z

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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