Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

I'm Polish.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Please ignore this statement.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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