- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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