Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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