- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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