- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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