Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

I'm Polish.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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