- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Communism hehe xd

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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