- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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