- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Eric is gay Ha

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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