Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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