- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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