How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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