- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

penis. nuff said.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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