if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Antijokes...

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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A seal walks into a club.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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