Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

penis. nuff said.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Beka has AIDS

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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