Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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9/11 my birthday

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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