Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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